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{"slip": { "id": 46, "advice": "Try going commando to an important meeting, NB: don't wear a skirt."}}
{"slip": { "id": 131, "advice": "YOLO"}}
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{"slip": { "id": 38, "advice": "The most delicious cocktails often have the highest alcohol content. Always pace yourself to preserve your dignity."}}
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